Best Mean Pick Up Lines

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Best mean pick up lines

You look like trash, may I take you out? 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face. 

You smell... We should go take a shower together. 

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me. 

You look fabulous... for your age. 

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

Great pick up lines

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

How much will $20 get me?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

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