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If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You look sweeter than 3.14.

You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine. 

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.

A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.

Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

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Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.

If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.

You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.

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If I could make my own periodic table then you would be number one.

My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.

If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.

I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate — if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

Baby you know this junk isn't's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

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Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

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Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

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Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.

Your homepage or mine?

YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

I’m a chemist. Give me a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get.

What’s your sine?

I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?

You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.

You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You make my software turn into hardware!

You must be tired because you've been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

You totally spiked my traffic.

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive.

You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On".

You are hotter than magma.

Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.

I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we Argon get together.

Let’s be lab partners together. Do you want me to put my stirring rod in your beaker?

Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?

You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

You are my superclass: you define what I can do.

You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.

You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you.

You auto-complete me.

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

You defragment my life

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

You must be halite because you have perfect cleavage.

You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.

Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.

Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.

Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?


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