Clever Pick Up Lines

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Clever Pick Up Lines For Him

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.

If a kiss was a snowflake I would send you a snowstorm.

Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

You are the reason women fall in love.

Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?

Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.

Looking at you takes my breath away.

Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Do you like science because I've got my ion you.

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