Computer Pick Up Lines

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Best computer pick up lines

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

If you were a USB Port i’d stick my jump drive into you.

Trust me, I’m user friendly.

YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo!

Girl, you are an A++.

You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

Your homepage or mine?

Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

I’d like to play on your laptop.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

Baby you know this junk isn't's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

You had me at “Hello World.”

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

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