Corny Pick Up Lines

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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat? Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.

What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where's popcorn.

What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.

What did the tired criminal need? Arrest.

What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? A polar bear.

You Dad must be a terrorist? that why he has produces such a bomb.

Can I follow you till home? Because My parents taught me from childhood to follow your dreams.

It’s a good that I am having my library card. Why? Cause I am totally Checking you out!

If I compliment you that you have an amazing body, will you hold it against me?

I am sure your legs must be crying on fatigue because you are running on my mind all day long.

cute Corny pick-up lines

You are like a picky toe. the cute, small and odds where I am going to bang it everywhere.

Do you have Map for reference? As I am lost in your eyes.

I had to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the othe fish, do you know how to drive this thing?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming!

You are so pure and fine, that I will drink your bath water.

Are you a religious person? Good, I am the answer to all your prayers.

Are you a dictionary? You are adding all the meaning in my life.

Kiss me for every wrong answer. But Dinosaurs Do exist.

Do you have Band-Aid in First-Aid Kit? My knee just got scratched while falling off for you.

Is thereby any airport nearby? Then why my heart is taking off??

My love is like Diarrhoea, I Just can’t hold it.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.

What’s red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? - An Irrelephant

A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.

I am a boy! You are a girl! Now you can do the Math!

You lip too lonely… can It meet mine?

I know I have very low chances, but I want to hear angels talking.

You must me made up of the magnet Because I I toward you.

Do you have a sunburn or you are always hot like today?

If you are hamburger of McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.

There must be something wrong with my eye, I am not able to take them off from you.

You have an amazing head. It would look adorable next to other ones in my freezer.

If you want to hit a girl or boy who is a science lover, then use this pick up line.

I have noticed that you are noticing me and I am just giving you notice that you can notice me! So cool!

Was your father a thief? because someone has stolen all the stars from the sky and places on your eyes.

You eyes are blue, like the sea and I want to lose on this sea baby.

If you are a suite, then you must a Fineapple.

I want to say something to you, But I am too scared to tell you in person. So I will leave the first 3 letters for you to say me.

was any person in your family a mechanic? Then how did you get such a well-tuned physique?

Are you a birthday candle. Because I want to blow you tonight.

If I could have you on my bed, Then we did not a blanket to keep us warm.

Please hold my glove for few minute. I usually warm them in front of a fireplace. but you are way too hotter than that.

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