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Funny Pick Up Lines

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Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you French because of Eiffel for you?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Save water, shower with a friend!

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

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My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.

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