Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the harry potter pick up lines? so don't worry you are in the right site. I collected this pick up lines on the various sites and make this great list only for you. Corny pick up lines.

Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!

Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!

Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. 

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! 

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. 

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. 

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. 

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. 

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!

Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters.

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Have you been using Accio? Cuz I've been coming to you every night.

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming. 

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me. 

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? 

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. 

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. 

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? 

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! 

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!

I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?

I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. 

You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement. 

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. 

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? 

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! 

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in. 

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

I don't need accio, to make you come!

I don't need aguamenti to make you wet!

I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. 

You can have the portkey to my heart. 

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. 

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you! 

I'd let you handle my wand any day! 

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you. 

Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.

Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.

You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.

You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.

I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!

I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a keeper!

I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Read More...
Friends tell me about my collection of harry potter pick up lines if you like my collection so comment below and bookmark this site for everyday new and updated pick up lines.