Math Pick Up Lines

Today I share with you a math pick up lines for math geeks this collection is specially made for you so you can read it and share it this best pick up lines.

Best Math Pick Up Lines

Hello sweetheart! I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?

Hey sweetheart, what's your sine?

Hello honey! What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you

I’m sine and you're cosine honey, want to make like a tangent?

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. 

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? 

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. 

Hi honey, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

I wish I was your second derivative honey so I could investigate your concavities.

Hello honey! If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards

Sweetheart, what's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? 

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. 

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right! 

My love for you is like pi... never ending. 

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. 

Hello honey! I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

How about you come to my place tonight honey, so I can show you the growth of my natural log

Hello sweetheart! Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

Hey girl...nice asymptote.

I heard you like math girl, so what's the sum of U+Me

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. 

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! 

Our love is like dividing by zero... you cannot define it. 

If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long! 

I've been secant you for a long time. 

You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip.

The way the light reflects off the angles of your head sweetheart is extremely enchanting.

Hi honey! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you honey?

I'm overheating sweetheart because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus. 

I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity. 

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! 

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge 

I'm not being obtuse honey, you are being acute girl

I’m not being obtuse sweetheart, but you're acute girl.

I heard you're sin sweetheart because you're always on top when we make tangent

Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded

If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet honey? No? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you. 

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. 

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. 

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded 

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever. 

I do believe I am your reciprocal sweetheart; we will be one when we multiply.

Approach infinity sweetheart, because I want to go all the way with you.

Hello honey! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.

My love for you honey is a monotonically increasing.

Hello honey! At absolute zero, you would still move me.

I heard you're good at algebra honey - Could you replace my X without asking Y?

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