Physics Pick Up Lines

Physics pick up lines

Want to get together baby and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Hi baby, you’re more special than relativity.
Hi baby, want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Hi baby, two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass? 
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. 
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm dear.
Heisenberg was wrong dear. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
According to the second law of thermodynamics dear, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Let's exchange fermions dear!
Want to dance sweetheart? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you sweetheart?
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass sweetheart. Want to see?
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance dear, imagine the current we can make together.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading. 
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about. 
What's your resonance frequency? 
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. 
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? 
Hi baby, your lab bench or mine?
Hi baby, even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!
Hi baby, you and Me = Grand Unification
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.
That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
Hi baby, you must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.
Hey, want to get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase sweetheart?
Hi baby, don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
You're more special than relativity. 
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. 
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? 
How do you feel about group experiments? 
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. 
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight sweetheart?
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction sweetheart.
Top quark or bottom quark dear?
Hey, would you like to figure out your gravitational torque on my rod dear?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven dear, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
Hi baby, in my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
You and Me = Grand Unification 
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? 
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. 
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that. 
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. 
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