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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Best Pokemon Pick Up Lines 

Darling! I want to see your Squirtle squirt.
starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message babe?
I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean baby.
Do you want to see my BELL-SPROUT honey?
When I look at you babe, my Metapod can't get any harder.
Do you want to see my POLI-WAG honey?
Hey, you make my caterpie go metapod honey.
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. 
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. 
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. 
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. 
Want to register your number in my PokeNav? 
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. 
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Are you a RARE CANDY? Because I feel a level-up.
Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you're the only HO I see.
Is that a diglett in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby.
Darling! If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
Want to Link your cable onto me babe?
I'll need an escape rope, because I’m lost in your eyes baby.
You put the "cool" in Tentacool sweetie.
Want to watch my EKANS evolve babe?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. 
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth. 
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up. 
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU! 
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky. 
My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer. 
Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?
Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning.
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT love.
Precious! I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
Sweetie! You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
Darling! If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP that ass.
I'll make your onyx use harden and rock slide all the way through my dark cave baby.
Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun babe.
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth love.
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? 
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. 
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? 
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? 
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night. 
I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
How about you come and see my safari zone.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night love.
Like an Umbreon love, I also evolve at night.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY sweetie? Because your making me dizzy.
Sweetheart! If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
I've got an Onyx baby, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake.
Are you a RARE CANDY sweetie? Because I feel a level-up.
You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you sweetie.
Do you want to play with my Poke Balls honey?
Do you want to see my NUGGETS honey?
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