Redneck Pick Up Lines

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
Are you as good as your sister?
Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.
Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!
Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
My home is where I park it
Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Get in the truck, bitch!
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
Me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause I am stronger than u!!!!
Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents!
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey baby, nice tooth.
If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!
I bet your father was a good farmer, because you're one fine hoe
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.
I just sharted my pants. Can I get into yours?
I like my girls like my koolaid sweet and go down easy..


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