Animal Pick Up Lines [New 2019] - Viralfun

 Animal Pick Up Lines: Today I share with you the best pick up lines for you so you can read it and share it with your friends and animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Best Animal Pick Up Lines

Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth. 
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me? 
Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone
If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Did I ever mention that I'm a Navy Seal?
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks.
If you were a camel, I'd hump you! 
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch. 
Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy 
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. 
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken 
Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
Life's a jungle - let's go to your place and bang like animals!

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