Cow Pick Up Lines: Today I share with you my best pick up lines collection for you so read it and share with your friends who love cow and farms.

 Cow Pick Up Lines

Best  Cow Pick Up Lines

Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?
Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.
Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can't lick mine, but I can lick yours.
Oh, I hope that I am not being a cow because I just want to see your face for another moment.
Here’s a cow that will give us milk to make our bones stronger when we grow old together.
Do you know that you can harvest my love like you can easily milk every cow on this planet?
Do you like men who take herding seriously?
Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.
Don't have a cow... but I love your utters!
Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".
I want to face the guns and dance tonight with the cattle and the battle inside my crazy mind.
I may be a mad cow right now but just know I will always love the way that you look at me.
I want to know if you know about little tattle story about the cattle battle in the west coast.
Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream
I bet we would raise good cows together.
I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell...
I love making cheese, do you?
I want to drink and dance with you like the calf wants his mother for her delicious white milk.
I am a mad cow for this, but I really just want to waltz with you beneath the moonlight glow.
I want to see you like the shepherd wants his lovely herd of cattle and sheep in his backyard.
You can fill yourself with cow’s milk and I can sing you a lullaby while I captivate your love.
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.
To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.
You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).
You can milk my cow anytime.
We should sing this blooming love while we can dance along with the cattle and the sheep.
I don’t want to feel the burden of the shepherd and just want to dance with you in this hill.
Let me take you to the top of the cattle hill where we can feel the breeze of our love tonight.
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