Hockey Pick Up Lines For Sports Lover [New 2019] - Viralfun

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

Best Hockey Pick Up Lines 

Do you think you could slip one past my goalie?
Hey, I feel that I can be nacheral with you because you are so beurdiffle.
I could slip one past your tendy if you let me.
I got scolded by the referee today for hooking but I told him it wasn’t my fault I’m hooked.
They say hockey is a fun game to play I bet you can play with me too I’ll be a nice boy for you.
In case you haven’t noticed, girl, I am so hooked on you, I want to let you know about that.
We can just drop all out gloves here right now and just have a good try on what we can do.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease. 
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer. 
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it? 
Nice Skates... wanna puck? 
Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I can prove to you that Gretzky is not the only great one.
I cannot resist poke-checking you, you must be a hockey player. 
I need a new equipment manager, do you think you could fill that spot?
I say we drop our gloves and have a go at it, what say you?
I am more than ready to hit you tonight, from your behind, so I’m okay with a misconduct.
You might be a goalie but I swear I am scoring on you tonight, no matter what blocks me.
You may try to block me off, but I’ll make sure to hold on to my stick and push really hard.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box. 
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number. 
You wanna be my equipment manager? 
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
How about a 5 minute penalty in my box.
I am good on the ice, would you like to see another place I am good at?
You have not seen a hat-trick like mine. You are getting an offer to. I must warn you, it is terrible.
How would you like a puck? Because you got ‘em nice Skates.
I think this puck would look good inside of you and my stick as well, want to see for yourself?
If you are into hockey, you can consider the deal done if you put your puck into my own goal.
I hope you have a jersey because I am needing a name from you and your number as well.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Hey, you just tripped me! Better do something about it for I am falling for you!
Is it just coincidence? Because my name is Stanley and I own a Cup.
Did you know that my stick curves to the right?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
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